[He does NOT believe Hak did nothing, but that doesn't matter right now--he obeys quickly, scampering underneath a table with a yelp as a laser blasts right past him.]
How?! [Does getting eaten by a dragon give you dragon powers or something]
or rather, it just makes him stupid, because his course of action seems to be to grab the nearest stool and run towards the dessert cart, swinging it with all his might. unfortunately i do have to say that there is a considerable amount of might and the chair leaves a dent in the dessert cart. however, it continues rolling.
[ great question, i don't remember where i was going with this
so i guess part two is hak picking up a whole ass table to throw at the dessert cart instead. the dice gave me a two so i guess he trips on a puddle of melted gelato on the floor and sends the table sailing past the cashier counter instead.
[ your ass is perfect no matter what, it's my cheese memory that did this
but don't worry mitsuba, it will get better from here. ]
Trying to destroy the cart!
[ he throws another table. this one at least manages to hit. the cart stops and stalls, ominous clouds of black smoke starting to emerge from deep in its engine. ]
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Date: 2025-11-27 10:06 pm (UTC)How?! [Does getting eaten by a dragon give you dragon powers or something]
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Date: 2025-11-28 09:07 pm (UTC)or rather, it just makes him stupid, because his course of action seems to be to grab the nearest stool and run towards the dessert cart, swinging it with all his might. unfortunately i do have to say that there is a considerable amount of might and the chair leaves a dent in the dessert cart. however, it continues rolling.
please hold for part two. ]
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Date: 2025-11-29 05:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2025-11-29 07:48 pm (UTC)so i guess part two is hak picking up a whole ass table to throw at the dessert cart instead. the dice gave me a two so i guess he trips on a puddle of melted gelato on the floor and sends the table sailing past the cashier counter instead.
sorry mitsuba. this might take awhile. ]
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Date: 2025-12-04 04:42 am (UTC)NOT THE 2!!!! MITSUBA JUST
WATCHES IN HALF-HORROR (FEAR) AND HALF-HORROR (SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT)]
What the hell are you doing?!
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Date: 2025-12-04 02:52 pm (UTC)but don't worry mitsuba, it will get better from here. ]
Trying to destroy the cart!
[ he throws another table. this one at least manages to hit. the cart stops and stalls, ominous clouds of black smoke starting to emerge from deep in its engine. ]