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HELLO

"Hi~ it's Mitsuba! ♥ Leave a message!"

GOODBYE

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WAGHGHGH

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[FROM HERE]

We're gonna be stuck in here forever...

AAAAGH

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Don't give up so quickly!! We can figure something out!

action.

[handfast]

[ puts them in the gelato shop. there are stupid-ass ice cream carts firing shots everywhere? this is fucked up. hak is currently under one of the tables trying to figure out a plan of action.

what is mitsuba doing ]

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Like what, though?!

[Meanwhile, the urge to confess grows ever stronger......]

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[NO CONFESSIN'.]

If I lift you up, do you think you could feel around for a lock or latch so we don't have to break anything?

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[NOT HIS MORTAL ENEMY...

MITSUBA IS EXPLORING...!!! By which I mean he wandered in here just before Hak placed his order and now there is CHAOS that he is trying to run away from.]

What did you do?!

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[WE ARE IN THE CONFESSION AREA YOU HAVE CAN'T JUST APOLLO IT!!!!]

...No offense, but you look like you can barely lift a mop.

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[HE CAN AND HE WILL.

He also just blinks back like WHAT DID THIS SASSY LOST CHILD SAY.]

Just because it's true, that doesn't mean you have to say it, you know!

[handfast]

Nothing!

[ watches some of the wall decor explode as they get hit....okay. he needs to take down that stupid gelato cart. ]

Get under one of the tables. I'll take care of that guy. [ the one manning the cart. ]

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[LISTEN!!!!]

How could I not say it! This is an emergency!!

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[He does NOT believe Hak did nothing, but that doesn't matter right now--he obeys quickly, scampering underneath a table with a yelp as a laser blasts right past him.]

How?! [Does getting eaten by a dragon give you dragon powers or something]

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Let me live with my delusions...!

[DRAMATICALLY WHINES FOR NO REASON.]

Ugh... Maybe we should actually confess, then. I've been feeling like I need to for a while, have you?

[handfast]

[ yeah it makes him invincible



or rather, it just makes him stupid, because his course of action seems to be to grab the nearest stool and run towards the dessert cart, swinging it with all his might. unfortunately i do have to say that there is a considerable amount of might and the chair leaves a dent in the dessert cart. however, it continues rolling.



please hold for part two. ]

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[WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOLD FOR PART TWO?]

[handfast]

[ great question, i don't remember where i was going with this

so i guess part two is hak picking up a whole ass table to throw at the dessert cart instead. the dice gave me a two so i guess he trips on a puddle of melted gelato on the floor and sends the table sailing past the cashier counter instead.

sorry mitsuba. this might take awhile. ]

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No...

[DON'T JUST LIE]

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[HE'S SO FUNNY. Dahut sounds so distressed...]

Eh? I'm the only one being bullied?

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[hELP ME MY SLOW ASS DID THIS

NOT THE 2!!!! MITSUBA JUST

WATCHES IN HALF-HORROR (FEAR) AND HALF-HORROR (SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT)]

What the hell are you doing?!

[animatedly]

[WHERE'S MY MEMORY!!! we should hit each other with memshares as i finally try to find my mems]

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[

Nods vigorously]

Yeah! Yeah, that must be it. It's just something about you.

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Noooo, but why?! I'm too cute to pick on!

[SNIFFLING DRAMATICALLY IN THE DARK.]

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It's because I'm cuter...

[NO]

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[GIVE ME YOURS FIRST I will pick our location we are at the fashion store]

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[GASPS.]

Wow! Do you really think so? You said it with so much confidence that I'd almost believe you can see in the dark!

[handfast]

[ your ass is perfect no matter what, it's my cheese memory that did this

but don't worry mitsuba, it will get better from here. ]

Trying to destroy the cart!

[ he throws another table. this one at least manages to hit. the cart stops and stalls, ominous clouds of black smoke starting to emerge from deep in its engine. ]